The woman’s pocket is a peculiarity of the male physiognomy that appears at puberty, which is basically a side pocket in the male intestines that is meant to do one thing: Store farts when a woman is within the range of a 10 meters radius.
Basically the pocket stores farts that every man, being gentleman and all, restricts his usual body functions that are usually let out freely around other males, and in some instants around females if a sufficient amount of alcohol is consumed.
Every male should exercise using more of the woman’s pocket, because the more it used the bigger it is and the more farts it can store, as farting excessively around females might driving them away.If everything else fails use a brandy cork …. 
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