Business… :P

 Funny  No Responses »
Aug 292009
 

12:30 < Friend> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjE0Kdfos4Y

12:30 < Friend> must see

12:31 < Friend> till the end

12:34 < Me> wtf???

12:35 < Me> I can imagine lots of uses…

12:35 < Me> put a bird next to an orgy :P

12:35 < Me> let it learn

12:35 < Me> lol

12:35 < Friend> ok i knew you would suggest something like that

12:36 < Friend> now imagine we buy like 20 of those birds, and run a phone

sex business

12:36 < Friend> fuckin amazing

12:36 < Me> LOL

12:30 < FireBlade> must see
12:31 < FireBlade> till the end
12:34 < kod> wtf???
12:35 < kod> I can imagine lots of uses…
12:35 < kod> put a bird next to an orgy :P
12:35 < kod> let it learn
12:35 < kod> lol
12:35 < kod> hahahaha
12:35 < FireBlade> ok i knew you would suggest something like that
12:36 < FireBlade> now imagine we buy like 20 of those birds, and run a phone
sex business
12:36 < FireBlade> fuckin amazing
12:36 < kod> LOL

The Power of God!

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Aug 282009
 

-You should believe in god.
-Why should?
-Because that is the right thing to do.
-For you, maybe, but not for me. I decline thanks
-How can you not believe in god eh?? that’s so stupid.
-Look dude, you believe that god is all powerful , right?
-Right, infinite power.
-right… and you believe that god created everything to his own will, right?
-Of COURSE! anybody who can’t see that is an idiot!
-Okay then, god created me atheist, I am sorry its the will of god! you can’t tell me to believe in god since god himself created me atheist! who the heck are you to defy god’s will?!
-ummm…ummm… umm..
-yep !

hehe

 Funny  2 Responses »
Aug 192009
 

me: my old laptop died
Sent at 10:36 PM on Wednesday
Friend: hmm not good
me: yep
sux
Friend: that was your only pc there?
me: obviously not…

 Posted by at 9:40 pm