Patterns Change

 People  No Responses »
Apr 022012
 

One of the things about being an INTJ is being able to detect very small pattern changes in anything. We can detect if someone is upset just by the type of words they use, or typos, or anything like similar without the other person telling us.

The problem with INTJ is that we are kinda insensitive and sometimes we blurt out things that are offending and hurtful to others without even knowing that we do that.

So every time I see someone upset while they are talking to me, I keep wondering in my mind if I did something wrong  or I offended them in any way. It ‘s worse when the person is a woman, because all I get is the “I am fine”, which it makes it harder.

I need a crash course in human interaction…

 

G+ hangouts…

 Funny  No Responses »
Feb 162012
 

I love G+ hangouts, meeting new people daily and having fun.

Something funny happened yesterday though.
G+ has the ability to notify you that your mic is muted and start talking before unmuting it. Which happens a lot than people think.
So yesterday I hidden my cam, and muted my mic to browse for a new laptop. and Suddenly I farted really loud. G+ app immediately asked me to unmute my mic. It cracked me up, I bet the neighbours heard me laughing…

Forced match making

 facepalm  1 Response »
Feb 072012
 

Dear Ladies…

If a guy friend of yours commented that a girl is beautiful/hot , that does NOT mean that you have to play the match making role.
Second time it happens to me.
me: oh your friend is hot.
2 days later,her: oh I told her you have a crush on her.

GAHHHH what the heck??? and now what? you just killed any possibility.

Scenario 1
me: hi
cute girl: hi
me: don’t believe her, I don’t have a crush on you.
cg: oh okay.
me; bye
cg: bye

Scenario 2
me: hi
cute girl: hi
me: yep, I am that guy…
cg: oh , you send a girl to tell another girl that you have a crush on her.
me: umm ummm
cg: not very manly…
me: bye
cg: bye

from now on, I am not sharing anything with you ladies! friends or strangers!!!
these lips are sealed!!!

PS: I am a creating a whole new category called: facepalm

Flirting for geeks…

 Relationships  2 Responses »
Feb 032012
 

Geeks can’t flirt.FACT.

Why? Geeks love to trade information (most end up in computer science for a reason duh!), information is the enemy of flirting. Flirting is all about teasing, giving just enough information to make the other think, be teased, and basically keep them stimulated on what you are going to do or say next.

Solution? Twitter. yep you heard me. Twitter! 140 characters limits how much you can give information so you can’t make yourself boring.By limiting the amount of info you give, you are flirting without even knowing :) .
Once you learn what the heck you’re doing ,real life flirting becomes easier.

good luck :)

Hotel Sponsored Beirut

 Lebanon  No Responses »
Jan 242012
 

For a couple of years we keep getting the same articles from several foreign newspapers about Beirut.
Journalist has a bad image of Beirut, Journalist is invited to a specific hotel in DownTown Beirut, Journalist arrives at airport then taken directly to the hotel avoiding any “bad” areas, Journalist sees DownTown, Journalist sees Gemmayzeh pubs and nightclubs, Journalist is taken to see something handpicked outside Beirut making sure to avoid any “bad” areas. Journalist goes home and write how Lebanon is ALIVE again, how Beirut never sleeps, how Westernised it is , how cool the nightlife is.
Fucking retarded articles, and problem a serious part of Lebanese people believe their lies so much that they live it. Not even seeing that electricity gets cut half of the time for people outside of Beirut, Fresh water is bought in plastic bottles instead from the tap, people can’t afford to live, pay rent for proper buildings (Ashrafieh building anyone?), political instability, war looms in the background all the time, and only the elites enjoy wealth and life.
Yep… Lebanon and Beirut… so damn good.

Shutting Down Megaupload

 Bleh  No Responses »
Jan 202012
 

Shutting down a legal website for illegal contents is like shutting down a weapons manufacturer because some of its gun are used to murder people. Oh wait… you don’t do that…too bad you don’t…

Ski and Swim in the same day…

 Lebanon  1 Response »
Jan 132012
 

This is something that Lebanese love to say to foreigner, something we learn in geography class since we are kids.
Now let’s see if this really the case.
First let’s pretend that the day is amazing and warm just after a nice storm that filled the slopes with fresh snow, so you can therotically do both.
If you live in beirut and you want to go to Faraya on the weekend even that it’s not that far distance wise, traffic will make it impossible to reach it in less than 2 hours.(unless you want to wake up at 6, but then the slopes don’t open before 8). You want at least a couple of hours to do ski then start the way down and what not. You would have lost money because there is no such thing as a half day fee.(only applies after 12).
You take the trip down and then you realise it’s fucking winter, no private beaches are open! Because of all illegal private beaches construction there is almost no public sandy beaches in Lebanon!!!! there are very very few, and usually very very badly maintained, trash everywhere and maybe some oil from the 2006 war.
So you look at yourself, and then you tell your foreigner friend next to you: oh theoretically we could.. but this and that, and the damn government , and the weather…
Your foreigner friend smiles and nods but in his mind says: Shut the fuck up, since I met you and you boast about Lebanon and that you could ski and swim on the same day… let’s go back to my hotel they have a heated indoor swimming pool you fuckstard…

 Posted by at 2:22 pm
 Older Entries  Newer Entries